11.10.2006
: **_WAYS TO TURN DOWN UNWANTED MEN !!!! _***_**HE**_** : I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours. **_**SHE **_**: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours. **_**HE**_** : Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice? **_**SHE **_**: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice. **_HE_ : Your face must turn a few heads. _SHE _: And your face must turn a few stomachs. _HE_ : Go on ,don't be shy. Ask me out. _SHE _: Okay, get out. _HE_ : I think I could make you very happy. _SHE _: Why? Are you leaving? _HE_ : Can I have your name? _SHE _: Why? Don't you already have one? _HE_ : Shall we go see a movie? _SHE _: I've already seen it. _HE_ : Where have you been all my life? _SHE _: Hiding from you. _HE_ : Hey baby, what's your sign? _SHE _: Do not enter. _Almost spent the whole entire dayy in the school hall - paractising for the P6 Thanksgiving Day Concert . Petrina was pissing everybody off . She used her nike bottle to spray at all of us & kept bragging that she was gonna watch the movie STEP UP today . Trini , you are soooooo dead . ahahah . YES . you used my bottle to whack me on the head . but the plastic cover broke . TOLD YER I WAS NOT A NUT HOLLOWED BRAINLESS GIRL((:Thank heavens i wasnt in the play . Its super ridiculous lah . Then we aked Opehlia ( who is sortt of retarded - its true ) if she watched porn shows & she asked what was that . We told her its some sortt of comedy show & THEN SHE SAID YEAH . AHAHAHAHA. soooooooooo dumb . Me & Trni saw some golen coloured strings & wanted to put it on Petrina's hair & WE DID . she's blind lah . The director of the whole play - MRS VERON YAPP is uber annoying . we , the audience had to sit on the floor for more than 2 miserable hours just to watch the gwaddamnit play over & over again ... *sigh*I got not much for this post 'cause most of our time is spent in the hall . BUT MY DAD IS NICE ENOUGH TO LET ME GO FOR THE `NCO . THANK YOUUUUUUU DADDY((:Have to meet Shelly outside the school's bus stop at 5.20 then Mr.De will fetch us there . er . GOOD LUCK TO : Shelly -> O Levels Maths (blech.)Carebear -> please dont be clumsy . again . Mr. OwlAudreyp.s. i soo envy Audrey Koh . Do you know where's she's goin for the holidays? PARIS -> TOKYO -> (& one more place which i forgot)Audrey , you gotta try the snails in paris . They taste quite nice 'cause i tried it before ? it tastes like gummy bears((: trust me .
for a pessimist, im pretty optimistic
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